Line Prospect: ColdPole- Liquid Reservoir Ski Poles
Bringing a flask would be way too easy. Instead, I think I'll fill my shitty ski poles with some cheap schnapps and get, like, totally drunk on the slopes.
I can see myself rolling in the commission checks as I type. LINK
Yeah, if you are anything like me, which i know you are, you would be at a 'demo' and you'd take out some poor innocent small child while knocking said pole back! Ha!
So after skiing for all these decades, NOW someone tells me your supposed to be sly while drinking on the slopes???? Well, maybe in these PC times, but back in the Pastehead days, when we used to stash the bottles right next to the sleds (easier to find and we had to dig them out anyway)there wasn't much sly about it. Anyway, good luck with the product lines - having done some and having friends in the business, it can certainly be an interesting way to make a living. Go Bulldogs!
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Ah yes, drinking on the sly! Imagine the potential if you used your cold poles in concert with this.
So how does one "drink on the sly" when the have to tip back a ski pole into their mouth? Doesn't seem so sly to me.
Yeah, if you are anything like me, which i know you are, you would be at a 'demo' and you'd take out some poor innocent small child while knocking said pole back! Ha!
I'm nothing like you Ktoy. I would never take out a small innocent child, I would end up taking my own damn eye out. See you at the Ski Demo.
Point taken - but your talking your way out of a sale. ;-)
If someone would just build this into the butt section of a fly rod, we'd all be rich...
Tom,
You design it, I'll sell it. I can see the trade show booth at the next Fly Fishing show-- we'll be doing "beer bongs" out of fly rods.
Ready? GO!
So after skiing for all these decades, NOW someone tells me your supposed to be sly while drinking on the slopes???? Well, maybe in these PC times, but back in the Pastehead days, when we used to stash the bottles right next to the sleds (easier to find and we had to dig them out anyway)there wasn't much sly about it. Anyway, good luck with the product lines - having done some and having friends in the business, it can certainly be an interesting way to make a living. Go Bulldogs!
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